Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young
But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”
wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck
Yep. That is 100% true. Except nowadays some schools don’t say it because it says God in it which offends some people so they won’t let us say it in school anymore.
Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron.
IMAGINE DRACO/RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I- 2010
Now I can live in peace
I think any non-potterhead just went “What in the fuck?”
There is no such thing as a non potterhead on this website
hello, non-potterhead here! never seen nor read harry potter! seriously, yes, never.
Squash them with the potterness!!
what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links
let’s do this guys
SO THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING GUYS
I love the internet
starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours
These are cute
im very angry at the tumblr staff right now